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clam slam

Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!

I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.

by Teddyx February 10, 2009

Clam-Slam

A gangbang

Janice had a sore vagina after participating in a 6-man cocaine fueled clam-slam in the nightclub's storeroom.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

clam slamming

The female version of cock blocking. To hinder ones female associate from getting any action whether accidential or intentional.

"I talked to the tool for a damn hour only to have clam slamming Rhianne go make out with him in the corner."

"I hate it when Cindy gets drunk.. she turns into such a clam slammer."

by Barbarella September 26, 2005

clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.

There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.

by rcr October 13, 2003

Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020

clam slam

A girls version of cock block.

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid

by olive herclosehoff July 17, 2014