Country Dictionary

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

1. To get amped or hype. 2. To party hard. Past tense (dialed up)

John: You ready for the party tonight? Mark: I'm ready, let's dial up!!

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging

man quit being a dial up and get a move on.

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up. I got dial up all over my bathroom!

A person who hasn't caught up with the 21st century.

If your cell phone flips open, you're on dial up. If your car is wood-paneled, you're on dial up. You're on dial up if your t.v. has a tube in it.

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because: 1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following) 2. They don't know about other ways to connect 3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one 4. Don't have broadband in their area.

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free .

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

Guy 1: "What's up with him? Why is he pushing on a door that says pull!" Guy 2: "Cause that dude's on dial-up."