A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)
The modern Renaissance man.
Homer Simpson for President!
The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.
Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.
The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.
Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.
this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever
mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts
I am evil homer, I am evil homer
When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.