A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as both an adjective and noun to describe a shorter, beautiful, and kind-hearted girl with notably fantastic boobs and a butt to match. A kind and kinky bitch.
Yo babe, check it out; that kitch is kitch! I want you to suck on her nipples while I eat her out!
Kitched means being murdered or killing yourself in a brutal manner. Coming from the word kitchen, it relates to knives and bleeding like from horror movies. It could be a gunshot wound or any other way you bleed before you die. A psychotic killing, or a suicide, it means a bloody death.
That guy was kitched, the poor bastard.
KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."
a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
really really cool
cooler than cool
cooler than ANYTHING!
That Death Cab concert was kitch. I loved when everyone was crowd surfing.