A fork of Rural Dictionary
The popular Australian meaning is to be broken or unusable.
Hey dude I drove over a squirrel the other day. I've got it here - look its completely munted!
Broken; damaged; not functioning correctly.
If I was to take to someone's car with a baseball bat the panels would become munted
MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE
1: New Zealand term for "retard".
2: Broken beyond repair.
"Dude, you're fucking munted!"
"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"
"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."
"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"
sadly...........
a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."