A fork of Rural Dictionary
To bend the knees in the most comfortable manner. to assume or maintain a position in which the body is supported on the feet (heels down) and the knees are bent so that the buttocks rest on or near the heels.
American Toilets make people squat with their heels up. After about 30 years, people can hardly perform the other way to squat.
To begin learning how to correctly squat, one must "hold on to something for dear life".
ME: "He squats to poop."
YOU: I tried that and just about fell on my back.
ME: "For about two weeks, he had to hold on to a chair in front of him. Squatting is difficult at first."
1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.
Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...
The best gym exercise to prevent you from having chicken legs.
- I wanna see 10 squats in the chat right now ApuSquats
Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.
Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.