Country Dictionary

a kickass time machine

Person 1: is that a police box?
Person 2: no, it's the TARDIS!

“Time and relative dimension in space” - As named by The Doctor’s granddaughter Susan.

It is a time machine from the show ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ. TT Capsule Mark 3.

The exterior and interior are in two separate dimensions which gives the effect that the interior is bigger than the outside.

“Time and relative dimension in space, or as I like to call it: TARDIS.”

A word to describe something or someone that is lame. Originates from the word tardy to describe unpunctual but is now a HIGHLY POPULAR alternative to the somewhat overused 'lame'

George was really tardy today

When a tard person calls someone else a tard, they say tardie instead of tard.

Person 1: Bruh stop dude not funny
Person 2: STOP BEING SUCH A TARDIE
Person 1: k tard.

An adjective that describes a person or his actions being retarded.

"Gawd, how did your dad not know what an emo is?! He's tardie."

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.