Country Dictionary

an amorous older fellow who sniff younger girls' bicycle seats

God, that guy is such a gleep! He's been hanging around that bike rack for hours!

what used to be called a nerd in the 50's in milwaukee

john is so square that he's a gleep

Another term for crystal meth

We've literally been waiting for six hours for that asshole to get here with the gleep so we can get high!! Damn flailers...

To steal something from someone, right in front of their eyes.

Yo I gleeped that niggas socks from his feet when he was wearing shoes.

Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.

I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.

steal in a takingly fashon, it is used to describe things whil in the process of gleeping them (plural of gleep)

hey, u want me to gleep you one of those dice, they are free lets go gleeping the cops are gonna catch me if i gleep this

Onomatopoeia, meaning to sound like "Gleep."

"Gleep! Gleep, Gleep, Gleep!"