A fork of Rural Dictionary
stretching that thang out
my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr
An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.
Person A: Yo wassup bro Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night Person A: TF
A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.
Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!
Stretching one's dick to make it longer.
Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀
A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer 2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
when you get teased by a goal or achievement.
I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch