A fork of Rural Dictionary
Traditional Australian camp bed. Highlighted in "Waltzing Matilda" by Banjo Paterson.
Friend: Hey lets go camping
Me: Sure, I'll grab my swag.
A tag used by idiots to show how retarded they are.
Make sure to avoid people who use the word swag and/or #swag.
Fuck examples, just pictures Justin Bieber and you know what swag is, and what people who tag things #swag (when not joking/mocking with it) are like.
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG
Orginally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), the word was then misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg, whether someone looks cool.
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.
Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag"
Person 2: "You're a dick"