A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl's vagina, farts...Vagina-Fart.
Jake: "Yo doo, I was plowin this chick and after guess what she did?"
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."
When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.
I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.
A vaginal expulsion of gas, usually during intercourse.
Sally varted during sex, I thanked her for the breath of fresh air.
noun: a noisy excretion of air from the vagina, usually following doggy-style sex.
Her vart didn't stink, but it sure was loud. Have you had your vart today?
People often mistake the "vart" as another word for queef, but that is incorrect. A queef is when clean air gets pushed into your vagina. A vart is when you fart and it gets trapped and it sneaks up into your vagina then you vart it out.
"Oh my god sarah I think im going to let out a Vart when i stand up."
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"