A fork of Rural Dictionary
a magical land that in day it is a wholesome land.But at night it is barren land were the bugs crawl out of the walls and the creatures come out of the break-rooms and the servants are getting the human waste off the bathing room floor.Day by day the cycle repeats...
1.I'll be back i'm going to Wall-mart. 2.This place is like Wal-mart!
The reason why hippies don't get jobs.
Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon? Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.
A proven success story that provides consumers with low prices and employs a lot of people. This pisses off lazy people because they are envious of its success.
I love paying higher prices and getting lousy service at the local mom and pop store. And if that small store ever starts to make money and hire more employees and drive down the prices for me, I'll hate them like wal-mart.
A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.
"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."
1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks. 2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle. 3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing. 4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on? Mommy: Dear, the air broke. Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!! 2.Dude1: Where's my car? Dude2: IDK. 3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole! Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh. 4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more! American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!