Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it

Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 September 05, 2015

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 04, 2023

factual donkey

A smart donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.

by Factual donkey April 11, 2024

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.

Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018

donkey konkey

Its just Donkey Kong But a lot sexier

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,

“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“

by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023