Country Dictionary

an old penis. senile and penis

your grandpa has a tiny penile.

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis

"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.