A fork of Rural Dictionary
when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!
It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???
To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
All round solid but pretty gay on snap
Barney Ray will get patterned by Shelomi
Barney guttman, a trans teen in a the infamous show, dead end paranormal park.
“whats your favorite dead end character?”
“Barney Guttman.”
Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.
Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.