A fork of Rural Dictionary
person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"
This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.
Bagels; A short story.
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.
Let's go bageling on Tuesday!
Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"
Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.