A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you expect "The fuckening" but it never occurs and it was just an Ice Cube level good day
Man I really expected the fuckening but at the end of the day it was the bamboozling
1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.
2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
When you are fucking her good and she wants you to ejaculate into her but you're not ready for that type of commitment so you pee instead, implying that you have nutted; thus Bamboozling her
Caleb: Bro you nutted in her last night? She was talking about it.
Tyrone: Nah. I just peed instead, I wasn't finna nut
Caleb: You bamboozled her nigger
A term used to describe an ambush involving bamboo shoots.
To avoid getting bamboozled, it is recommended one wear heavy armor and protective eye gear.
Getting silly, wasted, and in the process, epic pranks and shenanigans are guaranteed to occur.
Let's do shots, get Bamboozled, and scare the living shit out of unsuspecting people at the mall with our airhorn. Bahaha!
Bamboozle can apply in several situations. Most commonly used to describe a state of confusion, astonishment, or embarrassment. You have usually been bamboozled if you have been tricked or taken advantage of.
Person A: Yo these coffees are mad fresh & tasty, but where's that 20 dollar bill you had a minute ago ?
Person B: Aw that bitch at the drive-thru took my 20 and didn't give me change ? I've been bamboozled !
The sometimes sexual, always hilarious act of taking a dump in ones mouth, and duct taping it shut on them.
Dann: I Bamboozled this girl last night
Jon: You goof