Country Dictionary

Getting something by doing absolutely nothing.

He just aced his class without doing anything, I guess he 'did a bran'.

The preferred Bran Cereal when performing Shalmy. Contains 40% Shalmy, 60% Bran.

Tylar the gay cabinet maker preformed Shalmy on his favorite Shelmy Bran cereal.

A shit stain on your pants

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”

Cereal made out of raisins and bran. If you eat a lot, you'll crap a whole ton.

I ate a whole ton of raisin bran one time and was in the washroom for six hours after that.

When you are calling someone the shit because bran muffins give you the shits

That girl is a bran muffin
= That girl is the shit

A word to describe someone with an ugly attitude and a soggy appearance.

Girl 1: "Look at him over there lookin' soggy like some Raisin Bran."
Girl 2: "Ain't that the truth?"

A rap by Brandon DiCamillo on CKY2K.
Brandon and Bam were going to make it into a sigle but couldn't afford the singles fee.

"I'll kick you high into a tree, higher than you can kick me."