Country Dictionary

a word used to replace a term of endearment, such as "cute," "hot," "nice," "sweet," etc.--especially when such words feel trite and overused. it can be used as an adjective, a verb, and occassionally, an adverb.

(adj.) you are so falafel, i could just lick you. (v.) you falafel me. (adv.) you are falafelly beautiful.

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.

"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."

lady parts, namely the clitoris

he seasoned my falafel with his man sauce this evening

when somebody shits inbetween a girls breasts and rubs them together.

that falafel that i had last night was good.

A large pack of teenagers usually being very obnoxious and disruptive

Our falafel got kicked out of McDonald's on Thursday for being loud and annoying.

an adjective describing something absolutely amazing, cool, nifty, zingy. it's the new "sweet".

That's so falafel! or Her face is so not falafel.