A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.
I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!
The act of having sex with a flaccid penis
"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"
When someone shits in your mouth
Dude 1: So what'd you and Sarah do last night? Dude 2: Soft serve.
when someone gets pleasure by either shitting in someones mouth or recieving shit in thier own mouth during sex.
Give me a soft-serve in my mouth.
The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.
Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.
commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.
nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?" joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick" me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"