A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).
Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!
1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road. 2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.
A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.
(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.
Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident. Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death
dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam
When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam