A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons! Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values! Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner! Adina : O MY GOD! Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink) Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH! Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner! Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church! Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner! Adina : (KICK) Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum! Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS! Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.
Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update? Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.
When the penis grows large due to a sexual arouse!
Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun! Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him! When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.