A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings
Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness
Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes
(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!
(2) Pew! someone farted!
(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.
The act of a male pulling out during unprotected sex and screaming "pew pew" as he cums.
When I was with Amanda, I pulled a pew pew on her
a sound that people make when using a laser
LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW