Country Dictionary

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!