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Love and Life

I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much.

Shrek. He supports Brexit. He lives in the Arctic. He survived the Titanic. He was what caused it to crash. With his swamp water. Shrek.

Shrek is God. All hail shrek.

The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.

Did you pray to Shrek today?

Our lord and savior.

"All hail the mighty Shrek, behold all his glory as he steps into the holy swamp"

Our god and savior who will protect us even in the toughest times. He was Jesus's master and taught him the way of god.

-Have you ever heard about Shrek? -My nigga I pray to him every night

big nigga in a swamp

me: shrek ur mom: one big nigga

A green ogre whom has become a meme. There's an iconic video of him on YouTube called "shrek is love, shrek is life" and it's a comedic hit. The kids enjoy him and his donkey bud saving Fiona is the classic movie Shrek which stars shrek.

My hella rad pal Hollie is shrek. Let's watch the iconic movie shrek I love that song by smash mouth that's in shrek NOT IN MUH SWUMP you just got shreked