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wal-mart

the place where they never EVER have coco pebbles !

hey , i went to wal-mart and they didnt have coco pebbles . =O

by misz envy October 07, 2008

wal-mart

To discribe something or someone that has it all, such as an attractive woman who has all the right parts, a guy who is well built and/or has money or nice things or a sharp car. Refering to the fact that you can get almost anything at Wal-mart.

Hey man, did you see that fine lady over there? She is straight Wal-mart. Joe is totally Wal-mart. He's good looking, got a good job, a nice car and a fine girlfriend. Look at the rims on that Impala, and that bad ass paint job. That car is Wal-mart.

by liet December 26, 2007

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!" "Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

Wal Mart

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt

lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 08, 2003

Wal Mart

1. The destroyer of small businesses. 2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ).

I wouldn't buy my clothes at Wal-Mart.

by Anonymous September 09, 2003

Wal-Mart

1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked. 2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell. 3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed. 4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.

Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!

by i-1-2-69 December 15, 2007