A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me
A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.
"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"
Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.
Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.
It is the equivalent to blue balls but for the female.
All that kissing left me with blueberries.