A fork of Rural Dictionary
San Francisco (after "The Big Apple" for New York).
Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.
When a guy inserts fruit into a girl's cooch and proceeds to eat her out while simultaneously eating the fruit.
Anthony: Yo, did you and Jamie have fun last night or what?
Conner: Yeah man, I gave that bitch a vagina fruit salad.
The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.
That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!
When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
Dude, did he just moon you?
Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.
Gross!
When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.
Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.
Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.