Country Dictionary

HAGS- the worst kind of STD. It is a combination of herpes, AIDS, goneria, and syphilis. Usually contracted through sexual intercourse with a prostitute or someone who's name starts with A.

Dude, i had sex with that chick Allison got the HAGS! Fuck.

A nasty old woman

That old hag told us off for playing football in the field

horse and giraffe sex

madison and anthony will have hags

A elf-like creature that is hunched and has some gnarly toenails. Only follows one, Kreacher. Lays eggs and abandons young. Relatable to Dobby. Described as delicious.

Kreacher-"Come here little hag, lets play"

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.

Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.

Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to? Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?

1.) A single woman who's only romantic feelings fall for her Gay Best Friend 2.) Quintessentially, the wife of a gay man. (You may notice a hag called "Fag Hag" but, most will get offended with that little addition because it is so derrogatory and demeaning to her best friend.)

Grace, from Will & Grace, is Will's Hag. I mean, they are practically husband and wife.