Country Dictionary

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?" "Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

To go deep underground exploring caves and potholes. An adrenaline fuelled activity conducted by "Muffers" Muffer

Those muffers have been Muffing, that's exploring caves. They like to go in deep.

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?" chris:"fuck yea"

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.