A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.
Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping
the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass
I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.
Is what a chick gets when she wipes her ass from back to front to many times, most common during bouts of diorreah.
I was going to eat that bitch out then i got a look at the mud flaps on her.
During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.
I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.
Where a fat guy doesnt have a stomach hanging in front of him like a beer belly or a keg its a big piece of skin hanging down to his waist or his knee's. Like the flaps on the back of the truck
You anda friend see a guy who streaches and lifts his shirt and all you see is skin not even shaped hanging down. Your Friends says "Ew he doesnt even have a keg" You say "No joke it looks like a Mud Flap hanging down like the back of a truck.