A fork of Rural Dictionary
To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.
Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?
A combination of a belch and a cough, which if done correctly, will sound as if the deliverer is attempting to vomit.
After eating two entire bacon cheeseburgers from Crackerbarrel, Darrell gorfed with such intensity on the way up the elevator that it almost caused a chain reaction of throwing up.
A way of expressing deep affection love for a raccoon that you had a one night stand with. YOU yes you you know what I'm talking about you took advantage of that raccoon and you know it.
Man I feel so Gorf about you you filthy animal.
The art of farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles.
I was trying to make a poor man's hot tub by gorfing.
Queefing a golf ball out of your pussy.
I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.
To "gorf-up" something is where somebody changes, "enhances" or otherwise adds complexity to something that is working such that it;
- no longer works, or
- barely works, or
- works, but is so complicated that its no longer usable...
gorfing up the runtime environment