Country Dictionary

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'