A fork of Rural Dictionary
1)Something I invented. 2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada. 3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000? 2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with. 3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.
A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix). Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.
An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.
Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this: n00b: shut up lol u r gay Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen. Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL
The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.
I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . . *checks clock* DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?