Country Dictionary

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

Short for vacation

I’m on my way to FedEx

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis

He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up

"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"