A fork of Rural Dictionary
Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"
1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated 2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes." husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget! Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'
(Michael Moore enters) "Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!" (Ham flies everywhere)
A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea
When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!