A fork of Rural Dictionary
A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.
Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.
When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.
Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?
Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?