Country Dictionary

I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...

Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"

Term used under compelete and utter confusion or fear.

Zoinking! (Used by itself)

Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.

Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth