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Baking a twinkle cake

euphemism for gay sex

Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.

by UChicoggles April 29, 2011

bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

bake a foam cake

The act of throwing up.

Those comments on his FB page, make me want to bake a foam cake.

by cubudman March 31, 2012

bake you a cake

-A sexual innuendo
-Have sex with you

Carrie said to Tim in a seductive voice "Come to my house later and i'll bake you a cake" then winked.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Wouldn't bake them a cake

When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.

I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.

by yo_ssarian June 05, 2018

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004