A fork of Rural Dictionary
THE BEST WORD, usually spoken in tater tot, tater tot is an immortal, no legged, intergalactic cat.
"bean always says merp when talking to totty"
A tackle of love, a very pleasant hug or intercourse
Guy 1: uhh, why is that girl running straight at me?!
Guy 2: She's got her arms open and a big smile on her face... You're about to get merped, bro!
Girl 1: Hey best friend!
Girl 2: Hey!
Girl 1: Merp!
*long hug*
Girl: So I was with my boyfriend, making out and stuff, and one thing led to another and we eventually... you know... merped
a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.
Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.
Let's merp tonight, merpers.
I'm so merped out from that bottle of vodka I drank alone last night.
"I'm merping" in response to someone asking what you are doing.
That was the most merpy night I've ever had.
You took that bong hit so merpedly, brah!