Country Dictionary

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

A derelict strand of herpies, originating from williamstown NJ.

I was told merpies was not contagious

"Merpy Derpy" Is the feeling of happiness, but also slightly sad or confused.

"I was feeling very Merpy Derpy today in class."

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

When a merpy criffs another merpy

Tank: Gr
Mercy: Merpy criff