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Slovakian Cock Quilt

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

by MegaMouse26 May 16, 2012

the quilted gangbang

rape in the hood while knitting

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

by bullshit meister November 06, 2017

Quilted pussy

Checkered pussy after waxing

I have a quilted pussy

by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.

It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.

by RupertKennedy83 November 16, 2023

Getting quilted

When someone Drink or ingests alot of nyquil so that he/she may hallucinate and or trip getting some kind or euphoria for fighting off sleep depravation.

someone talking to there friend saying Im getting quilted tonight bro. meaning hes gonna get high off nyquil

by ajtman28 March 02, 2011

Quilted

To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.

Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.

by pseudocris March 02, 2015

Quilted

Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.

Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.

by RattleTrap April 30, 2019