A fork of Rural Dictionary
da pew pew loife, also the manliest man ever, is a very well known man who calls close people to him either "vro", "komrade" or "Vromie", very manly and spams the words "yos" and "pew" a lot, a very manly man nevertheless.
Hey man have you seen da pew pew loife ?
Hell yeah he spammed yos and xd yesterday!
i know right, he's very manly.
Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥
Example 1
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.
When you and your man/woman head out to the range to pew pew your pistols, but end up doing a pew pew and chill with the long gun instead.
My boy Josh and I were going to the range to pew pew with our pistols at the target. We pew pew and chill with the long rifle instead.
a certified Bozo, and a school nerf blaster
hey did you hear there was a joe-pew-pew in texas today