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jello

A message that is both excessively cross-posted (ECP) and too frequently posted. (Compare with spam and velveeta)

This is the tenth time this jello has appeared this week in the usenet!

by urania3 June 20, 2007

jello

Male homosexual sex.

Travis and Mike made jello last night

by Stefani Strokes August 19, 2005

jello

another word for mark ass busta or someone who is soft and is a punk

you know that nigga brandon savoy well thats a jello ass nigga

by martel spears January 02, 2005

jello

female homosexual sex (euphemistic)

So, what do you lesbians do for sex? I'm picturing making jello. Yes, that's exactly right.

by jellomaker April 08, 2006

Jello?

A cocky or over confident way of saying hello on the phone. Also when trying to seem laid back or impressing someone with overconfidence on the phone.

(ring)... guy: one sec. hold on. Guy: Jello?...yes..ok thanks. Girl:who was that? Guy:Oh just the casting department for a new movie. I got the lead role.

by psib99 May 05, 2009

jello

Steve Macdonald - One who is afraid of girls has a hole in his lung and insists upon going camping with diddick and flea yet never goes.

Go talk to that chick b'y don't be a jello

by Karl Haddad May 02, 2005

Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

by ThreeLeftShoes July 16, 2012