A fork of Rural Dictionary
The more american Desert Eagle
Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
1. Slang, noun;
Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.
2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.
Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.
slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head
june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!