A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.
The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.
A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.
I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.
a fat deposit in the upper-body of overweight/obese males. Mainly found among white dudes, they resemble breasts.
*while playing dance dance revolution you might here some fat white dude say* "ow! my chesticles are shaking!"
Boobs that sag past a womans groin region. common in old farts.
Male breasts, the testicles of the chest. Often used as an insult.
JOHN: Ello, Mark.
MARK: Ello, John.
JOHN: You have large chesticles, Mark.
MARK: Indeed I do, John. Your mother's a chesticle, you stupid chesticle.
JOHN: OY! DON'T CALL MY MUM A BLOODY CHESTICLE, CHESTICLE!