A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whenever you order a water at a restaurant that allows you to dispense your own drink, and you sneakily and illegally fill up with a beverage that costs money.
Flee!!! I got an illegal refill and the crazy looking cashier from Quiznos is after us with his bread slicing tool.
1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.
1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."
2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."
To participate in the consumption of illegal drugs. In Wales, the phonetic translation with an accent would be doowen illegals (doing illegals) which means doing illegal drugs.
Owen: Where is Myfanwy?
David: She is down the park doowen illegals.
The proper term for drug dealers
Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption
A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.
When something is technically legal, but has been obtained illegally
My Windows XP serial is illegally legal because it's valid but I stole it from the PCs at school
A meme that is incredibly offensive, and is something you likely don't show in a work environment.
Example of illegal meme:
John F. Kennedy: Sometimes you just need a ride through the city to clear your head.