Country Dictionary

Another word for crazy, aka nuts.

Person 1: I love swimming in ground beef.
Person 2: You're acorns!

Coffee.

You know how Lexi thinks acorns doesn't equal coffee? She's wrong. I just proved it.

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

verb: the political act of altering a video and/or employing actors to create video footage that can then be altered to destroy a rival organization or person.

(Background: The tactics were used against Acorn, Shirley Sherrod and most recently, Planned Parenthood.)

Those House Republicans sure didn't waste any time after Planned Parenthood was acorned.

I loved how Jon Stewart acorned Glen Beck last night.

acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees

person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

a term that would be used a lot when you refer to someone as stupid or (special)

A: where is it?
G: it’s to your left
A:????
G: yOU FUCKING ACORN