A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ancient, deranged king of Zimbabwe. He was notorious for playing the bongos, and growing coconuts that he hurled at people who tooted during his speeches. He was also well known for inventing the word "Dongo" and tooting all the time.
I just bopped you on the head with a coconut- you can just call me Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango! I'm Bango!
Noun. Used to describe someone who makes an assumption that turns out to be wrong or inaccurate.
John: You mean the dogs don't lay eggs? Jane: No, BANGO!
A nick name given when a Chick asks "Do you wanna Bang?" then the guy pulls down his pants revealing his small penis resulting in the chick saying "OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
kid 1: "Hey, why do they call you Bango?" Kevin: "I dont wanna talk about it"