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Blockhead

A major fan of New Kids on the Block aka NKOTB aka The Block. A typical Blockhead is known for creating their own shirts for concerts and hanging around the tour buses. They give love for the group in a mature, respectable fashion. They will wait in the heat, cold, snow, and rain to have that one moment that is all their own. The ultimate goal for a Blockhead is to have Facetime. (see facetime)

Wow. Did you see all those ladies over there standing in the rain? They haven't left for hours. Yup, they are Blockheads.

by Mandy in TULSA April 16, 2009

Blockhead

The Harley-Davidson Evolution engine, or Evo, is sometimes also called the Blockhead. It is an air-cooled, 45 degree V-Twin motorcycle engine manufactured by the Harley-Davidson Motor Company since 1984, with an 82 cubic inch (1,340 cc) displacement, replacing the "obsolete" Shovelhead engine, until 1999 when it was replaced by the Twin-Cam 88. Most analysts consider the Evolution to be the engine that saved Harley-Davidson from certain bankruptcy.

Wow, that Blockhead in in your 83 Harley FXWG has 400,000 miles on it!!! That's crazy!!!

by Rohrby March 07, 2011

Blockhead

he is a funny flash animation character created by michael swain. Blockhead is very stupid, and has a short attention span. He celebrates Ghostmas on random days, and dosn't listen to his conscience. His conscience looks like a grouchy old man that tells Blockhead not to do stupid things. He dosn't listen though.

person 1: What are you watching, it looks stupid. person 2: Its not stupid, its funny; Blockhead rox!!

by Sarah Cool Person January 03, 2008

Blockhead

A stupid person with no personality or intelligence. A person with a very dull personality or insight. A square. A blockhead is usually a person with no street smarts; and is usually a do goody-gooder. Blockheads usually follow the rules in society and are conventional. They are very concrete and slow; hence the term "Blockhead".

Brandon is such a blockhead. He joins the Fire Department as a Firefighter and sees it as a form of status symbol to impress his girl and friends in his fake civilized life; when the reality is, most people can put out fires on their own, and the job actually requires very little skill. And he also boasts himself as a hero while he isn't hardly even making any money; as contrary to a Policeman, Marine or FBI agent.

by Abraham's Adversary October 02, 2018

Blockhead

Someone who plays too much minecraft.

Bryan hadn't been outside in days, he's such a blockhead

by Lexingtonlexus August 26, 2022

Blockhead

Someone who has been living under a rock and doesn’t know that they’re supposed to wear a mask when they go out.

Every time I go out (wearing a mask, of course) and I see a blockhead NOT wearing a mask, I die a little inside.

by Pialinist October 15, 2020

Blockhead

noun A stupid person.

Charlie Brown is a blockhead, but he did get a nice tree.

by Minnesotan December 20, 2005